Last night we were paid a visit from a cute little fairy I like to call Tinkle Bell. Tinkle Bell looks very similar to Tinker Bell, she’s petite, blond, and has the cutest little button nose. However, instead of sprinkling pixie dust she sprinkles her urine. All over our bed. Dear Tinkle Bell, I really appreciate you visiting at 1:30 in the morning, especially since I washed the sheets yesterday. You will be in my thoughts today as I do laundry all afternoon, again.
July 11, 2012