Ode to Pile of Laundry: Please get up off your lazy ass and fold yourself. I was good enough to wash you. It has now been 2 weeks and you are still here. I’m tired of you shitting up my daughter’s floor. Poor Dora can barely see over you. You are very disrespectful. You keep inviting more “friends” over, but they never leave. Go away- you are not welcome here.